http://ccritz.com/archives.php This is an excerpt from Doug Wilson’s book, Reforming Marriage…puts things a bit more into perspective, don’t you think?…….
http://lawnsandsprinklersusa.com/sprinkler-repair/ “We would like to invite you over this evening…..”
“Why, thank you!” he says, innocently enough.
“Wait, wait, that’s not all. We would like to invite you to come into our bedroom and watch us while we have sex. It could be a really exciting time for all of us.”
The Christian recoils in horror. “We couldn’t do that. You see, we’re Christians.”
“Oh, I see,” he says, scratching his head. “That could be a little much for you then. I’ll tell you what! We have a video camera. Why don’t you let us tape it, and I’ll just bring it over in the morning. Then you watch it whenever you want.”
The Christian explains that this wouldn’t be possible either.
“I don’t understand,” the neighbor says, with a puzzled look. “Last week you invited us over and we all watched that movie on your VCR. It had a couple of skin scenes in it. Why are you willing to watch another man’s wife, but not mine? My wife may not be the best looking….”
Here the hapless Christian interrupts and explains that her looks have nothing to do with it. He goes on to explain that they are not ordinary Christians. They belong to that very special breed – hypocrites
This is a good one.